Host, The Chad Hartman Show

AKA: Doogie's Caddie

What would you say you do here?: Talk on and on and on and on...

With the FAN since: 1989

Previous job you wish you could forget: Phone solicitor for a window and door company

Favorite FAN term: 'The Common Man' (the·komen·man) -- One with a six-figure salary, affluent lifestyle, two high-priced SUVs, playing priviledges at exclusive country clubs...Brilliant!

Most memorable interview blow-off: George Brett

Favorite FAN program (besides your own): Shave & Dave, in honor of the late David Huffman

If you were stranded on a deserted island, which FAN personality would you want with you?: Doug. First of all, he says he can cook. Second, with his poor memory you could tell him the same stories over and over again, and he might stay interested.

Favorite sports cliché: 'I don't care about individual numbers, I'm all about winning'

Would you rather read RubeChat every day, or never read again?: Every day, if Jeremy adds a Swarm page

Words to live by: "Where is the nearest golf course?"

New favorite FAN moment: Sol Lefkowicz and Al Lewis, who played Grampa Munster, screaming and yelling at each other during the picks segment. Or Common trying to get on Ch. 9 during the State Fair.

If you weren't at the FAN, where would you be?: Calling Common for free golf