Co-host, Sludge & Lake
Sidekick, The Power Trip Morning Show

AKA: Sludge

With the FAN since: 2002

Most memorable FAN moment: Jessica Simpson had come into our building to go on the KDWB Morning Show, but obviously Morris, Hawkey and I wanted to be creepy and go get a look at her and meet her. So the producer of the show brings her out, and the three of us morons were just staring at her not saying anything. So after the awkward silence for a handful of seconds, Jessica looks at me and notices I was drinking a Red Bull. So she says "Red Bull, huh?", so I came back with...

"Gotta do it".

My big break and chance to try to impress her and I say...

"Gotta do it".

The best movie scene of all-time is: The scene in Fight Club when Edward Norton realizes that Tyler (Brad Pitt) and him are the same person. Fight Club may be the greatest movie of all-time.

If everybody at the FAN was locked in a house, reality show style, who would be the first to get kicked out?: The first one to get kicked out would be Morris, because no one would be able to put up with his bodily functions for an extended period of time.

What is the best feature of KFAN.com?: Say what you want about it, I still think Klarley Balters is funny as hell. Always will be, as long as Charley, I mean Klarley, keeps writing ridiculous garbage...

What is your favorite button bar drop of all time?:
...Would you like an answer to male enhancement (PUFFY!)?
...Are you confused about how to start the process of buying your first home (PUFFY!)?
...All you can eat food until close (PUFFY!)

Who is your favorite FAN caller of all time: Mangalar on the Morning Show. Dont go against the Devil.

(...and I like everyone else except for Walter the Secretary of Insight/Challenge to the Status Quo Guy)...The Utah Jazz suck.

When you are done at the FAN what will you be doing?: Playing poker, sleeping in, playing poker, drinking my life away, playing poker, and taking naps....then play more poker.

And in closing... : 311 is the greatest band of all time.

Get bent.