Producer

AKA: O.J., J.O., J.O.J., Johnny O. (I could go on)

With the FAN since: 2004

Most memorable FAN moment: I was fortunate enough to witness Common's meltdown on smokers firsthand and to me it just doesn't get much better than that. When you say something so terrifically stupid that even Common hangs up on you you've really accomplished something.

The best movie scene of all-time is : I'm not sure if it's considered a scene exactly but the last 2 minutes of "The Usual Suspects" had my head spinning the first time I saw it. It's the only movie I've ever watched again right away. If you saw that coming it means you probably wrote the script.

If everybody at the FAN was locked in a house, reality show style, who would be the first to get kicked out?: Assuming that food would be in a somewhat limited supply I would be forced to vote either Puffy or Gaardsy out. Nice guys and all but survival has to be priority #1.

What is the best feature of KFAN.com?: Rube Chat. My day wouldn't be complete without the requisite 17 kickball threads.

What is your favorite button bar drop of all time?: So many to chose from. Denny's "Calcutta Clipper" is close but to me there's nothing better than Sam Cassell's "Some guys run their house..." rant. When you can insult another player, his wife, and work in the fact that you think you're a great player you've got a top-notch bit.

Who is your favorite FAN caller of all time: Our Patrick. I'll admit, the first time I talked to him I was fooled. He does Reusse better than Reusse does Reusse and.... (Well, you get the rest).

When you are done at the FAN what will you be doing?: Making enough to be able to afford that Extra Value Meal I've had my eye on.

And in closing...: If you're not a relative, from Mankato, or know me in any other way you're probably thinking, "Well there's 30 seconds of my life I'll never get back." And you know what? You're right. But on the bright side, while you were reading this a few kickball threads were probably posted! See? The day's getting better already.