Producer, PA & Dubay Show

AKA: J.G., Gaardsy, Gizzle, The Chubby Kid, formerly the Golden Child

With the FAN since: 2003

Most memorable FAN moment: The most recent memorable moment came when P.A. crossed his legs after making a point to Puffy. The quick movement caused him to fart, which was picked up by the microphone. PA tried to play if off as if nobody heard it, but Puff heard it and completely lost it. Needless to say, that segment was officially over, as neither one could keep it together. I had to replay the moment after the break, officially ruining that segment as well.

The best movie scene of all-time is : My favorite is from Good Will Hunting when Matt Damon destroys the Michael Bolton clone that was messing with Ben Affleck at the Harvard bar. I wish I could be that smart.

If everybody at the FAN was locked in a house, reality show style, who would be the first to get kicked out?: Probably Cory Roufs. Being the fraud that he is, he would try to form alliances with pretty much everybody. Because we are all frauds, however, and all talk behind each others backs, we would discover Roufsys plan, feel betrayed and kick him out. If not him, Superstar, as his constant flatulence would become a problem.

What is the best feature of KFAN.com?: Have to love Bump's Blog Good to have Bump writing again. Also, much love to my Hawkeye fans on the College Football Board on Rube Chat.

What is your favorite button bar drop of all time?: Anybody that listens to PA and Dubay knows I'm obsessed with "Puffy". It has crept into my everyday life, I probably say it 20 times a day after the show.

Who is your favorite FAN caller of all time: The best calls are when Jose, the Yankees pimp, and Jermaine Wiggins, the Red Sox pimp go back and forth.
Wiggins: "Whateva, Randy Johnson is throwing up Maashmellows."
Jose: "All we care about is the World Serious"

When you are done at the FAN what will you be doing?: Probably on a bar stool somewhere telling stories about how I used to be somebody.

And in closing...: It's a dream come true for me to work at the Fan. I'm so lucky to work with all my idols like Chad Hart...Dan Barre...Common Man Dan Co...Paul Al...Jeff Duba....Cory Co...Superstar Mike Mo..