Fantasy Football Weekly
the FAN since: 1995
Most memorable FAN moment: I should really grow up, but the Thong Show from three or four years ago still sticks out. Why the Thong Show? Perhaps because I didn’t plan on discussing thongs, and their many societal ramifications. Perhaps because I didn’t expect a bevy of phone calls from women openly discussing their underwear choices. Or, perhaps because people still remember the show, and mention it to me.
Jeesh, you’d think I’ve never been laid.
The best movie scene of all-time is : In Miller’s Crossing, John Tuturro pleads for his life at gunpoint in a forest. Tuturro is one of Hollywood’s most underappreciated actors, and the scene is riveting.
“ . . . It's a dream! Tommy! I'm praying to you! I can't die! I can't die! Out here in the woods! Like a dumb animal! I can't die! . . . You can't kill me. I'm praying to you!
Look in your heart! I'm praying to you! Look in your heart!”
What is the best feature of KFAN.com?: Do ads for Fanball count?
What is your favorite button bar drop of all time?: What? We have button bars? I've gotta try that!
Who is your favorite FAN caller of all time: Rebecca from the aforementioned Thong Show.
When you are done at the FAN what will you be doing?: Lighting Round from my house. Just line up at the front door on Saturday 11:50am, and I’ll answer one question, one question only, from each person.