Producer

AKA: PMac, Mizzle, %#&! up Phil, "The World’s Most Dangerous Poker Player"

With the FAN since: 2005

Most memorable FAN moment: It really doesn’t get any better than Chad Hartman interviewing Mike James. It was like Roy Firestone interviewing Rod Tidwell. Like everyone else, I thought it was a bit at first. I don’t think anyone’s ever been so under-qualified to be that overly-arrogant, but James pulled it off.

The best movie scene of all-time is : The Ghostbusters slaying the Stay-Puff Marshmallow Man is obviously the best movie scene ever. The rest are just playing for second place.

Second place is when the Indians played the Yankees in game 7 of the 1989 ALCS. Jake Taylor bats with 2 outs in the ninth against one of the best closers in baseball, Duke Temple. Willie Mays Hayes is on second, representing the winning run. Taylor points to the bleachers, but gets a fastball under his chin. Then he gets back up, refuses to dust himself off, and points again. But instead of swinging away, Taylor bunts!! Hayes scores from second after Taylor beats the throw, and the Indians win it!

If everybody at the FAN was locked in a house, reality show style, who would be the first to get kicked out?: Well, even though we don’t know each other that well, I would have to say Morris. He looks pretty gassy. That could become a problem. Then again, a lot of people at the FAN are gassy. But Morris would be the most likely to eat somebody. That’s also a problem.

What is the best feature of KFAN.com?: Oh, Bump’s Blog, hands down. Dan Barreiro is one of the most entertaining writers you’ll find. That blog he wrote about Glen Mason was absolutely priceless. Anytime you can get away with calling someone a “bloviating, second-tier lightweight,” you’ve written a great article. If someone ever called me that, I’d have to check the dictionary before getting offended.

What is your favorite button bar drop of all time?: Glen Quagmire - "Giggity, Giggity, Giggity, ooo, eee, ooo aah aah, ting tang, walla walla bing bang, ooo eee, ooo aah aah, ting tang walla walla bing bang."

It’s good for pretty much any sexual innuendo. Which, if you listen from 7-9. are frequent occurrences.

Or.. “Oh, we’re live??”…. (Yes Bert. Stop saying %#&!.)

Who is your favorite FAN caller of all time: Chris from Brooklyn Park. He thinks red checkers are racist.

When you are done at the FAN what will you be doing?: I thought getting hired at the FAN was the pinnacle of my existence. I really don’t see how there can be a brighter light at the end of any tunnel. However, my plan ‘B’ is winning the Powerball and taking up residence inside of Mesa Pizza in Dinkytown. If you’ve been there, you know what I’m talking about. Either that, or sitting in my room playing online poker while listening to Huey Lewis and the News.

And in closing...: If you're reading this, chances are good that you’re bored to some degree. Being bored is a sign that you are a boring person. Boring people are usually lacking good social skills...which generally leads to poor hugging skills...which, for the most part, leads to poor kissing skills...Sorry to break it to you.