MeatSauce here live at the Target Center for the Wolves Person's game. I was told by the powers that be, wait hang on its time for the national anthem, I will be right back......... Where was I o yea the powers that be told me I have to work if I'm going to enjoy this great view of the Cheerleaders. Lucky. Teams should have free beer nights. The wolves have the best intro song of any team ever. Tools 46 and 2. Up until 6 mins ago I had no idea Ben Wallace was alive let alone in the league. I can report he plays for the Piston's. I wanna make enough money to be able to buy four floor seats for the wolves, not bring anyone, just have them incase I wanna take a nap at halftime. Wolves are losing 7-5. Now down 15-9. Beasley is on the bench in some sort of Qudditch/Hogwarts coat. I'm going to ask him for skittles. My iPhone has froze. This blows. The wolves dancers are not only good at what they do but seem like really nice people. The halftime snacks at wolves games kick ass, lets hope for fruit by the foot. Wayne Ellington has really been a bright spot, for what I don't know but, seems like good dude. If I owned a restaurant (Dickey's) I would sell food up and down the rows. Can Rubio throw an alley-opp to himself? Wolves are playing hideous, down 14, Wes Johnson is 0-1209 so far. Sid just walked through someone taking a picture of their child at the game. 44 seconds til halftime and the fruit by the foot mystery will be solved. Rubio never looks happy when they take him out of a game. I have not tweeted about food in over 2 hours. By the time you read this it will be 2.4 seconds. Wolves down 42-36 at half. Snack time..... No fruit by the foot but chips and salsa will always do. Some guy keeps asking me if my brother is Pekovic. I hope not that man is hideous. If there is a website called HotChickswithDouchebags.com this place is a gold mine. Wolves have come out hot in the 2nd half. Some people should not drink at sporting events. Rubio is worth the price of admission. Some of these wolves dancers are major babes. I just saw an air balled free throw. Wolves trail 71-64. The wolves dancers are back. I know some of them so its not creepy. If you've gotten this far I'm proud of you. Still no fruit by the foot. Sid is yelling at someone.
This love blogging has been one of my best ideas ever. Wolves have taken lead for first time since it started 74.. O wait the pistons are ahead. Do they sell dome dogs at Target center? Do these people realize that these T shirts are not free, they payed to get in right. I love free stuff. The need to play more Tool. I need a nap. Wolves up 89-81. I need to shave. This has been great, thank you for following my live blog. Wolves win, MeatSauce signing off live, byeeeeeeeeeeeee.