Led by "The Superstar" Mike Morris, The Power Trip Morning Show (weekdays, 6-9 a.m.) starts your day with a high-octane shot of whatever's happening in the world.

Former Viking “The Superstar Mike Morris” calls the shots along with sidekick Cory "Sludge" Cove, and producer Chris Hawkey. Famed TV personality Mark Rosen drops by every Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday at 8:05.

Daily bits include Fan Five Sports, a complete check of sports news at 7:05am and 8:05am, and Vikings News each day at 740am. Combine those with a heavy dose of original games -- "Fan Feud," "Fact or Crap" and "Pres. Bush Music Trivia" -- and you've got the formula for the wake-up call of every sports fan's dreams.

You don't want to mess with The Superstar, but you do want to tune in weekday mornings for three hours of contention and comedy known as The Power Trip.

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THE CHILDRESS POEMS…

ROSES ARE RED
VIOLETS ARE BLUE
THE NIGHT I DESIGNED MY OFFENSE
I MUST HAVE BEEN SNIFFING SOME GLUE

THERE ONCE WAS A PLAYER NAMED SMOOT
WHO THE VIKINGS SQUAD PAID LOTS OF LOOT
HE TALKED LIKE A STAR
BUT HIS PAY WAS SUB PAR
SO I GAVE HIS SLOW ASS THE BOOT

T JACK BECAME THE QB
CUZ BRAD JOHNSON HE MOVED LIKE A TREE
OUR OFFENSIVE LINE
SOMETIMES BLOCKED LIKE THE BLIND
WE MIGHT HAVE TO SCORE WITH OUR D

IF WE PLAY LIKE A SUPERSTAR BAND
WE MIGHT JUST PUT FOLKS IN THE STANDS
BUT WE CANT MOVE THE STICKS
WHEN OUR SUPERSTAR PICKS
ARE RECEIVERS WITH SKILLETS FOR HANDS

WE DON’T GET TO DO A TOUCHDOWN DANCE
CUZ WE CANT SEEM TO EVEN RUN SLANTS
WE CANT RUN OR THROW
OUR SPECIAL TEAMS BLOW
AND WE CANT SEEM TO PULL UP OUR PANTS

ROSES ARE RED
BRUISES TURN BLACK
MADONNA CANT SING
BUT I DO LOVE HER RACK

FLINGS, STRINGS, AND BALOON STRINGS
SURE WE PLAY LIKE A CAR CRASH
BUT HOW CAN I BE SAD WITH THIS BAD ASS MUSTACHE?

AND HERE IS THE FILTHY ONE FROM SLUDGE:

I AM THE COACH, I HAVE PURPLE PRIDE
I’M AN OPEN BOOK, I HAVE NOTHING TO HIDE
BUT HOW ABOUT THIS DEAL, IT’S A HELLUVA A STEAL
NOW HOP ON THIS FREE MUSTACHE RIDE!

WHAT YOUR FAVORITE COLOR SAYS ABOUT YOUR "SEXY-TIME" SKILLS

RED	People who love red are the CRAZIEST in bed. You're easily aroused, enjoy relations at any time of day and usually initiate things.
YELLOW	People who love yellow are adaptable. . . mostly, you'll let your partner run things. You won't enjoy relations as much as other people. . . but you'll have a lot of it anyway. Also, yellow is apparently GAY FOLKS' most common favorite color.
PINK	People who love pink are immature sexually. The women like to TEASE. . . and not always deliver. The men tend to be CHEATERS, who are never happy with just one partner.
PURPLE	People who love purple usually think they're TOO SOPHISTICATED for wild relations. You like to take care of business and get things done. . . and you're more concerned with getting your own gratification than hooking your partner up.
GREEN	People who love green are sexually INNOCENT. If you're a woman, you will always have relations like it's your first time. If you're a man, you'll always be a little awkward and clumsy. . . but in a charming way.
People who like green are gentle. . . but not really passionate. They also aren't cheaters.

TAKE THE TEST: ARE YOU AN A-HOLE AT WORK???

1.	You feel surrounded by incompetent idiots. . . and you let them know the truth every once in a while.
2.	You were a nice person until you started working with the current bunch of jerks.
3.	You don't trust people around you, and they don't trust you.
4.	You see your coworkers as competitors.
5.	You believe that one of the best ways to "climb the ladder" is to push other people down or out of the way.
6.	You secretly enjoy watching other people suffer and squirm.
7.	You're jealous of your colleagues and find it's hard to be genuinely happy for them when they do well.
8.	You have a small list of close friends and a long list of enemies. . . and you're equally proud of both lists.
9.	Sometimes, you just can't hide your contempt toward the losers at work.
10.	You find it's useful to glare at, insult, or even, sometimes, yell at some of the idiots at work. . . otherwise, they never seem to shape up.
11.	You take credit for your team's accomplishments. . . I mean, you should, they'd be nowhere without you.
12.	You like lobbing "innocent" comments into meetings that have no purpose. . . other than to make the person on the receiving end humiliated or uncomfortable.
13.	You're quick to point out other people's mistakes.
14.	You don't make mistakes. . . when something goes wrong, you always find some idiot to blame.
15.	You constantly interrupt people because what you have to say is more important.
16.	You're constantly buttering up your boss and other powerful people, and you expect the same treatment from the people you manage.
17.	Your jokes and teasing can get nasty sometimes. . . but you have to admit, they're pretty funny.
18.	You love your team, they love you. . . but you're all constantly at war with the rest of the company. You treat everyone else badly because, if they're not on your team, they don't matter or they're the enemy.
19.	People seem to avoid eye contact when they talk to you, and they often become very nervous.
20.	You have the feeling that people are always very careful about what they say around you.
21.	People keep responding to your e-mails with hostile reactions, which often escalate into LOTS of angry e-mails back and forth.
22.	People don't want to tell you personal information.
23.	People seem to stop having fun when you show up.
FIGURE OUT YOUR SCORE: 21-23 POINTS (--answered "true" to 21 to 23 questions): You are DEFINITELY an a-hole at work. It's time to take a big step back. 15-20 POINTS: You are PROBABLY an a-hole at work. Think about how you're treating people, and try to calm down. 10-14 POINTS: You MAY BE an a-hole. Sometimes you are...it's erratic. 5-9 POINTS: You AREN'T an a-hole...but occasionally you have mood swings or snap at people. 0-4 POINTS: You are NOT an a-hole.You're probably beloved around the office, and around any place you've ever worked.

Top 20 Guitar Solos of All Time

1.	Comfortably Numb, Pink Floyd
2.	Sweet Child O' Mine, Guns N' Roses
3.	Freebird, Lynyrd Skynyrd
4.	Eruption, Van Halen
5.	November Rain, Guns N' Roses
6.	Stairway to Heaven, Led Zeppelin
7.	Sultans of Swing, Dire Straits
8.	Aqualung, Jethro Tull
9.	Hotel California, The Eagles
10.	Child in Time, Deep Purple
11.	Brighton Rock, Queen
12.	All Along the Watchtower, Jimi Hendrix
13.	Highway Star, Deep Purple
14.	Throw Down the Sword, Wishbone Ash
15.	No More Tears, Ozzy Osbourne
16.	Crossroads, Cream
17.	Paradise City, Guns N' Roses
18.	Since I've Been Loving You, Led Zeppelin
19.	I'm Going Home (Woodstock), Ten Years After
20.	Voodoo Child, Jimi Hendrix

Five gifts that will make your kids rich

1.	A Roth IRA
2.	"Alexander, Who Used To Be Rich Last Sunday" A children's book
3.	Payday, the board game
4.	"The Sims 2: Open for Business" Computer game for kids
5.	Contribute to a 529 plan

Greatest Sports Video Games Of All Time

10.	John Madden Football, 1992 (Super Nintendo and Genesis)
9.	Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 2, 2000 (Dreamcast)
8.	Hot Shots Golf, 1997 (Playstation 1)
7.	Tennis, 1981 (Atari 2600)
6.	Blades of Steel, 1988 (Nintendo)
5.	Mattel Football 2, 1978 (Handheld)
4.	Dr. J. and Larry Bird Go One-on-One, 1983 (Commodore 64, Apple II, Atari 7800)
3.	Punch-Out, 1984 (Arcade)
2.	RBI Baseball, 1988 (Nintendo)
1.	Tecmo Bowl, 1989 (Nintendo)