We celebrate the 1983 Wayzata Club Hockey Team and one of its stars, Jonny "The Mouse" Mikkelson, who once told me "Our team was so good the varsity wouldn't play us." When asked why he didn't play varsity Mouse said, "Too little." Cutest ever. So, we salute the greatest Club Hockey Team ever, a squad so vaunted even Jim Craig's Miracle team wanted nothing to do with it. Trottier, Bossy, Gretzky, Messier ... dead! Long live the 1983 Wayzata Club Hockey team!
MOUSE DROPPINGS
BYJONMOUSEMIKKELSON,
THEMOSTDEVOTEDRUBE
INRUBENATION
EDITOR'S NOTE -- MOUSE WAS AT PENALTY-BOX SHOW JAN. 31 AND BECAME MOTIVATED. HE'S ALSO RED-HOT AT CANTERBURY RIGHT NOW IF RUBES NEED LOANS.
Any time talk of the Wild making a trade or signing a big-time free agent, Zach Parise’s name is mentioned. I am all-in for this! I have been a Zach Parise fan for years, even though he played for the hated Fighting Sioux. I have always loved his style, tenacity and scoring touch.
Another reason I’m a fan of Zach is that he is the son of my favorite hockey player in the 70’s. There wasn’t a bigger North Star fan than myself, and, J.P. Parise was my favorite player on said squad. One of the biggest thrills of my childhood was when the gucci’s from Mr. Steak called me at 11pm on a school night to tell me I won their “Skate With The Stars” contest and that month’s North Star was J.P. Parise. I got to skate with my favorite player at Met Center! (along with a bunch of other rubes….)
In 1975, something happened to me that I wasn’t prepared for. J.P. got traded to the Islanders. I was shocked. I didn’t know what to do. Do I root for the Islanders? Am I cheating on the North Stars if I root for the Islanders? Do I cut my ties with J.P.? Well, the Stars were still my favorite but the team from Long island became my hands-down second favorite. This trade got me prepared for my favorite Twin getting traded soon after, Rod Carew.
OK, fast-forward to now…..
I have been in the camp of thinking we should wait till free-agency to sign Zach Parise. Why give away prospects in a trade with the Devils when we can sign him later. I have since changed my tune.
After doing some recon, I think the only way we get Zach is to trade for him now. (In the trade, a signing of a new contract would have to be in included.) The New Jersey Devils currently have 77 years between the pipes. Johan Hedberg is the youngster at 38 years old. Brodeur is 39. They are both unrestricted free agents. Do they have an up-and-coming prospect in the minors? NO! They have Jeff Frazee! The Wild actually have more goaltending prospects than defenseman prospects. We also have an overflow of forward prospects. WE SHOULD TRADE FOR ZACH PARISE RIGHT NOW!
Zach Parise would instantly become the face of the Wild. Mikko Koivu would still be a star, but he doesn’t capture the fans like Parise would. Jersey sales, ticket sales, and yes, even playoff ticket sales would skyrocket.
Chuck’s options:
New Jersey can have any goalie on our list. I doubt they would take on the oldest and highest priced Niklas Backstrom. Harding is a free agent and will probably have a couple million dollar price tag. Matt Hackett would be the best option for the Devils. That’s still ok for the Wild. Darcy Kuemper, Johan Gustafsson and Dennis Endras are still in the Wild Wings. A goaltender and a draft pick might be enough for the Devils to pull the trigger. That team is in disarray. If we need to give up a prospect (not named Granlund) to boot, I’m still fine with it. It would still be worth it.
The reason I say do this now is that Brian Burke, GM of the Leafs, will do anything to get Parise. When I say anything, I mean anything. This guy trades more than Charch in fantasy football. Detroit and Los Angeles will also throw the kitchen sink at Zach. We need to block all these moves and beat them to the punch!
There are other issues with the Wild (Zidlicky, Shultz, Butch’s head, Latendresse’s everything….), but this would really get them heading in the right direction THIS YEAR! The Wild need to be concerned about ticket sales, and a playoff appearance would do wonders for that. Something they haven’t had issues with in years is that the Wolves are now relevant and will tap into the entertainment dollars in the Twin Cities. Zach, I’ve already figured it out. Mikko keeps #9 (your current number with NJ) and you take my favorite North Star’s (and your dad’s) #11.