MEATSAUCE ROBOT RETURNS:
He did so well last week that we invited him back. Why wouldn't we? He works for free. He's a robot. The real Meatsauce joins us on Mondays and Fridays, but here are the clips of Meatsauce Robot's appearances the rest of this week on The Power Trip Morning Show (@PowerTripKFAN).
MEATSAUCE ROBOT:
Meatsauce works for the Power Trip Morning Show on Mondays and Fridays. We pay him next to nothing. You get what you pay for. He has been complaining about not being a part of the show the rest of the week, but we told him we thought he could easily be replaced by a droid, robot or drone and we wouldn't have to pay that thing anything. He said, "go for it, good job finding a robot that wails like I do". Well, we did. The show didn't seem to miss a beat without the real Meatsauce. Meatsauce Robot filled in with the exact same level of content contribution. Same thing, for free.
Here are some clips from Meatsauce Robot's appearances on the Power Trip this week...
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TWINSFEST 2012:
TwinsFest is taking place this weekend at the Metrodome (you know, the hellhole the Twins used to play in). It's the average fan's opportunity to get up close and personal with the Minnesota Twins and their players. We got this audio from an early tour going on already this morning live at TwinsFest...
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1. Home Alone - "Buzz, your girlfriend..."
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4. Beverly Hills Ninja - "Oh Wowzer..."
THANK YOU NEW YORK:
Thankfully the drunken sconnies were knocked out of the playoffs last Sunday. In fact, they became the first 15-1 or better team to not win at least one playoff game in that season. They're terrible. Now they're out. Hilarious. As Vikings fans, we're thrilled. We'd like to say "thank you" to New York and Eli Manning for whooping the drunken sconnies and sending them straight to Pamida for cheap booze and beef jerky. Idiots.
MEATSAUCE'S CANTERBURY STAND-UP SET:
Meatsauce does stand-up. Kind of. However, he does his stand-up set by reading his jokes off of his tablet. He doesn't memorize it. At all. You know, like a pro.
We hammered him on today's show for being lazy and mailing it in. We were mean. But, whatever. He deserved it. Here is his stand-up set from last week.
Sidenote: The random bleep in the middle of the set is a frustrated audience member sitting too close to the camera. He is so exasperated with Sauce's lack of comedy that he drops the old "g**damnit" bomb. True story.
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