THE WHITE WOLVES:

Much has been made about the controversy in the Star Tribune this weekend when a couple of blowhards insisted the Timberwolves are intentionally and strategically acquiring white players to please the white fan base here in Minnesota. The article made a handful of really good points if you see the world through racist eyes or hate logic. Nevertheless, the season starts on Friday against the very diverse Sacramento Kings. But fear not white Minnesota, because the Kings have Jimmer Fredette. And since the blowhards told the Star Tribune it's more likely we go to games because of white players, you'll get a great dose of whiteness from one of the whitest guys in the league. Why don't we trade for Jimmer? We should trade for JJ Redick too. David Lee available?

If you're not going to be able to make it to the opener on Friday, here's how the season opening introductions are going to sound...

Timberwolves Opening Night by PowerTripMorningShow

photo courtesy of the Star Tribune