Chris Hawkey Proudly Endorses:
JOSH DUHAMEL AND FOUR UGLY DUDES:
Josh Duhamel was on the Power Trip this morning to promote his two new movies Safe Haven and Movie #43. Meatsauce saw a screening of Safe Haven last week and admitted to heave-crying. But to be fair, he also heave-cried at Safe House, Django Unchained, Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey and naturally Precious: Based on the novel "Push" by Sapphire.
Josh seemed like a cool dude, but more importantly, he touched all of us. Like skin to skin, man on man contact. So take that women of Earth. Advantage us.